SPEED BUMP 4TH OF JULY BANGER: A PARANOID PARADISE FOR GERMS ZITS BOOGERS PERVERTS AND PARASITES

Kristi Durkin and Crud invite you to an ALL NIGHT PSYCHEDELIC SHINDIG as evil and deranged as America itself. July's SPEED BUMP will be a wacked out evening of LIVE MUSIC, CARNIVAL GAMES, CIGARETTES, GRILLIN OUT, TALKIN CRAP, and SHAKIN ASS that will surely stick a fork in this demented country we all call home. Let your IQ plummet minute by minute as you wiggle around Chicago's sleaziest Petri dish and suck down all the FREE HOT DOGS you can fit in your stupid body. It all begins at 6:00 O'CLOCK PM so feel free to show up on time, stay late, & spaz out!

July's SPEED BUMP will include performances by MR. PHYLZZZ, NATIONAL PHOTO COMMITTEE, CURLS ULTRA, HEET DEATH, ZEETUS LAPETUS, DJ FUCKYOU and MORE MORE MORE.